Illuminati | Top Tier | Flower | ON SALE | 7g packs
$60.00
Illuminati – Top Tier Indica (28g)
A dense, crystal-loaded powerhouse testing at 29.23% THC, grown in-house and packed with bold green buds and fiery orange hairs. Expect deep relaxation, heavy body effects, and a smooth, funky smoke that melts away stress. Limited one-time drop — grab it before it disappears. 👁️🔥
👁️ ILLUMINATI – Power. Mystery. Pure Indica.
Step into the light with Illuminati, an elite top-tier Indica grown locally by our in-house farm. This limited one-time drop delivers dense green buds wrapped in vivid orange hairs, dripping with trichomes and a funky, gassy aroma that commands attention.
🧬 Potency & Quality:
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THC: 29.23% Total
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Type: Indica
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Origin: In-house local farm
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Format: 28g (1oz) pack
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Price: $135 on sale — premium flower without the premium tag
💨 Flavor & Smoke:
Smooth, rich, and funky — Illuminati delivers a clean smoke that hits heavy and settles deep. Expect an instant body melt followed by serene calm and clarity. Ideal for evening use, stress relief, or just zoning out into pure relaxation.
🌙 Effects:
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Deep body high and tension relief
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Euphoric calm without couch-lock
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Perfect for chill nights or post-work wind-downs
👀 Why You’ll Love It:
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Top shelf quality, locally grown
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Unreal price-to-potency ratio
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Dense, sticky buds with visual appeal
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Limited one-time drop — when it’s gone, it’s gone
💸 Top Shelf Smoke – Bottom Shelf Price.
This is the plug’s flower without the plug’s markup — a true hidden gem brought to light.
🕶️ ILLUMINATI – Powerfully hidden, now revealed.
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